Wednesday, April 21, 2010

LOST

PANTS.
LAST SEEN ON: TAYLOR SWIFT?
MISSING SINCE: KATY PERRY
WANTED ON ACCOUNT OF: FERGIE

MAY BE STUDDED AND DANGEROUSLY STYLISH
MAY BE IN A DISTRESSED, HAZARDOUS CONDITION
MAY BE DISGUISED AS CUT OFFS

IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS AS TO THEIR WHEREABOUTS, PLEASE CALL:
LADY GAGA, RIANNA, MADONNA, BEYONCE, CARRIE UNDERWOOD, MARIAH CAREY, TAYLOR MOMSEN, BRITNEY SPEARS,
VINTAGE TOM CRUISE, AND ANYONE ELSE WHO'S VEGAS IS SHOWING...

*Update*
It has been brought to my attention (thanks Justine!) that I did in fact leave out the most heinous pants-less star: ke$ha. I don't have to say anymore.

2 comments:

Justine said...

You seem to have forgotten the most heinous of pantsless people-- Ke$ha... our dear friend who has a symbol within her name.

electricfringe said...

Ahhh indeed! That just made me laugh out loud.