Friday, February 11, 2011

Playboy has perfume? has anyone else been seeing the commercials? why anyone... would WANT to smell like a vagina, i'm not exactly sure. I mean, if men liked that smell, why are we all trying to cover it up with feminine hygiene products? shit. we've been mislead the WHOLE time. everyone, stop showering, bottle your juices, and YOU TOO can become a millionaire.

and yes, i did just write about va-jay-jays. sorry dad.

also, playboy, if you're reading this and want to prove me wrong, i suppose i'd be willing to test it out. contact me for a freebie. that's what she said.

No comments: